Do You Need to Read The Baby Books?
Chris JordanWhen preparing for a new baby, do dads really need to read the baby books? And Jesus Christ Seth Rogen looks young. I probably looked younger when he looked younger…
Calendar Do’s and Don’ts from the Perspective of a Dad With Increasing Family Responsibilities, But Who Also Likes Golf and Has Serious Fomo.
Tips for creating and managing your family calendar... Do’s: Have fewer kids. Don’ts: Get your hopes up. Thanks for reading you guys! Be sure to smash that “like” button below!!…
Survival Tips for Flying with Children
Congratulations. Your long awaited family vacation has finally arrived. All there’s left to do is to pack. And ensure everyone has their allotted limit of NyQuil ready to go. I kid! The giant-paper-airplane-that-can-hold-children prototypes…
Magnet Tile U
My oldest daughter is 3 and every day when she gets home, I ask her what she did that day. Sometimes I ask it in the form of what she learned. Or…
How to Simultaneously Install a Car Seat While Also Keeping Your Blood Pressure at Healthy Levels
Installing a car seat was an emasculating experience for me. Namely because the hospital we were at checks to make sure the car seat is installed properly before discharging you, your…
My Tips on Making Your Potty Training Experience Not … Shitty.
Shockingly, I didn’t go to Harvard. I haven’t read all the baby books. And I’ve only potty trained one child. And I’ve only done it using one particular method. But…
“The Joys of Home Ownership”
I’m of the belief that no single phrase is more damaging to the hopeful, new homeowner than "The Joys of Home Ownership." More on that in a second. Soon after…
How To Run Out the Clock: Tips for Dads on the Days You Don’t Have Your A-Game
There are days when you achieve peak dad. I’m not exactly sure how to define it, but like the eye test in football, you know it when you see it. …
I suck at multi-tasking and you probably do too
The only thing more quintessentially “Dad” than mowing a lawn while also attempting to listen to the final round play out of a pretty meaningless golf tournament as it plays…
529 Plan for Dummies – Saving for your Child’s College Tuition
Whether you want to send Johnny to an Ivy League school, a state school, a community college, or skip school entirely to become a professional blogger, you should consider setting…